*GASP* a shocking subject!! So what could I possibly have learned about "sweet lovin'" ? Well it turns out that there was a recent survey that recorded how many times on average Britons had sex and then worked out which area was the most active - It turns out that it is the White Roses themselves the Yorkists! Yes Yorkshiremen have sex on average 128 times a year compared to the national average of 118 times a year! Furthermore 57% admit to being satisfied with their lovelives! GO TEAM YORKSHIRE! So my next question to learn should be what the hell goes on the other 237 days/ nights??? Well it turns out another survey points out that Yorkshire also has the highest alcohol consumption per captia in the Country so I theorise that on the 237 nights not satisfying their fine Yorkshire wench or lord, my countymen are either down the pub, the kebabarie or too...erm...whats the word...tabled (see previous post) to perform. So alcohol consumption linked to sex? Who knows? I'll add it to my quest!
Well done Yorkshire, virile-satisfying-boozing and AWESOME!! I'm so proud...
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